batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

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∞  May 26, 2012
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nicoosuxx:

nicoosuxx:

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∞  May 24, 2012
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#faberry  #i ship it so hard and i hate myself so much  #ug glee  
∞  May 23, 2012
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

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#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  
∞  May 23, 2012
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wugs:

justremovethearrow:

goodmessagepussy:

I’m going to say this once and only once.

Not everything needs to be dubstep.

ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY

NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT

“not everything needs to be-“

.

WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB

oh my god

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∞  May 23, 2012
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omfg quick?????

what is happening　

#noooooo  #glee liveblog  
∞  May 23, 2012
ghostnotebusters: thanks for ur recommendations taylor

ghostnotebusters:

thanks for ur recommendations taylor

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∞  May 22, 2012
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nilecrocodile:

screwydame:

I would just like to take the opportunity to remind everyone that I am the captain of this ship and I will sail it until my dying day.

-salutes-

YES. i finally have something to ship on this show  i mean, after drogo died it was pretty bleak on the shipping front

but these two

yes

#game of thrones  
∞  May 22, 2012
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nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

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#DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  
∞  May 21, 2012
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waerlogas:

unsinkablelove:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

gaymzee:

a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended

my dad was killed by a joke you asshole

wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard

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∞  May 20, 2012
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